An average(ish) teenager with the over all vocabulary of an rather eccentric english teacher.
hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via jibblyuniverse)

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22 hours ago

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

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22 hours ago

scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

(via youroldpalhp)

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1 day ago
onemoredestielblog:

destielmyheart:

#MARRIED

The best part about this is that Dean is kind of annoyed at Cas, but he also can’t seem to hold back his smile. 

onemoredestielblog:

destielmyheart:

#MARRIED

The best part about this is that Dean is kind of annoyed at Cas, but he also can’t seem to hold back his smile. 

(Source: spnaturalgifs, via caslovesthebees)

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Sebastian:*Glances at Jim's hand while they're watching television.*
Sebastian:Jim where is your engagement ring.
Jim:.....
Sebastian:.....
*news people talk about how Jim broke the bullet proof glass with a diamond*
Sebastian:jAMES MORIARTY DID YOU USE YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING TO STEAL THE CROWN JEWELS.
Jim:.....
Sebastian:......
Jim:It was only three carats Sebastian.
Sebastian:yoU'RE DEAD.
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1 day ago

modern les mis AU on social media. (if you couldn’t tell, the texts are from Grantaire and the snapchats are from Cosette.)

{Merlin version} {Avengers version}

(Source: uvahime, via soisserieuxgrantaire)

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1 day ago

aarontveeit:

i think google just found me my new favourite gif

(Source: marypopppins, via kierenwalkerc)

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1 day ago

Movies I thought would end up in a 3 way relationship.

ship-captain-cat:

wheeloffortune-design:

Sinbad

image

Megamind.

image

Eldorado

image

The Emperor’s New Groove.

image

Did you mean: Movies that should end up in a 3 way relationship??

(via sammoosifer)

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